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A Relationship Is Not Holding
Hands
While You Understand Each
Other
Its About Having Lots Of
Misunderstandings and Still Not Leaving Each
Others
Hands....

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Posted in - Relationship Total chars - 161 Make It Short

Tere Begair Is Zindagi Ki
Hume Zarurat Nahi ..

Tere Siva Kisi Aur Ki
Hume Chahat Nahi ..

Tum Hi Rahoge Hamesha Mere Dil
Me ..

Kisi Aur Ko Is Dil Me Aane Ki
Izaazat Hi Nahi... :)

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Posted in - Luv-Shayary     Shayari     Total chars - 190 Make It Short

Sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could slap 8 people at once :D

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Posted in - Attitude     Anger     Total chars - 69 Make It Short

Police- darwaza kholiye apke husband
truk ke niche akar papad ban gaye hai
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Wife-to darwaza kholne ki kya
jarurat hai
niche se sarka do :P :D

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Posted in - Jokes Total chars - 180 Make It Short

Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:

Taken : Le Li
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li

The Dark Knight :Sanwla Shoorveer

Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat Mod Liya

Terminator : Bhasmasur

Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .

The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas Aa Rahi Hain.

SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha

Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab Dimaag Karabh :D :D

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Posted in - Funny Total chars - 461 Make It Short

zindagi tere bin adhuri hai
najane kiyu tere mere bich ye duri hai
sunchta ho kabhi dil se bhula do tujhko
per kiya karo teri ek muskutahat hi meri kamzuri ha...

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