• Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta
  ho gaya.
  
  Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho
  gaya?
  
  Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
  Santa: 3 mahine.
  
  Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
  Santa: 3 mahine.
  
  Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
  
  Santa: 3 mahine baad.
  
  Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
  
  Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
  time ka pata hi nahi laga?